"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
FINALLY GOT HANNAH’S BOOK.
why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????